February 2012
885 posts
California weather.
Morning: HOLY SHIT its freezing.
Afternoon: Who the fuck set the earth on fire.
Watching cat videos are just a part of my daily...
…and I regret nothing
That awesome moment when you lay on clothes fresh...
Sleeping in the winter:
Sleeping in the summer:
When you catch a person you don't like looking at...
What the fuck do you want?
Story of my life...
My mom yells at me, and i’m like:
My mom threatens me to death, and i’m like:
My mom tells me ‘i brought food’, and i’m like:
When I see girls who are like three years younger...
What I should be doing:
What I’m actually doing:
sixseasonsandamovie:
I gradually manage to mess everything up because I can’t deal with simple things
When I'm famous...
Those guys that wouldn’t date me
Those girls who picked on me
My parents
My best friend
Me
That awkward moment when you're supposed to be...
Math is the only place where I hear a person...
“Juan wants to buy 30 pounds of candy-“
“Jimmy, Jack, and Joanna want to split the fare to fly to Africa for the day—”
“I had 10 chocolate bars. I ate 9 of them. What do I have now?”
DIABETES, MAYBE?
What’s wrong with buying 30 pounds of candy?
i find this funnier than life. →
I find this incredibly funny.
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
bigtimerussian:
If I was a celebrity I would go knocking on doors and be like hello yes it’s me
mom: leaves house
dad: leaves house
me: removes all clothing
Reblog if you're Sexually Frustrated
kunal-patel:
who-started-this-fuckery:
I was going to say "Pika" before I sneezed.
The farthest I got was “pi” and then I sneezed.
I guess I’m not a Pokemon.
Excuse me?
When people are talking about diets
wtfsofunny:
I’m just like:
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Pretending Not To Know Someone You Just Met....
When you secretly stalked every photo album of them on Facebook before meeting them:
On the outside: Hi, nice to meet you!
On the inside: Hello, Chris Adam Johnson, born June 23, 1988 whom has 3 brothers Paul, Will, and Michael. You have 13 photo albums on Facebook….
Listening to music while getting ready to take a... →
Waiting for your favourite part of a song
